I WAS HAPPIER WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX
(via nosleeptillbrooklyn
I just wish I was having sex with anyone but my crazy exgirlfriend.A Day in the Life of an Idiot
I practice stand-up comedy sitting down. I also enjoy MD 20/20 and ice cream sandwiches. If this sounds like you: lets exchange notes.
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Apr 10
