A Day in the Life of an Idiot

I practice stand-up comedy sitting down. I also enjoy MD 20/20 and ice cream sandwiches. If this sounds like you: lets exchange notes. I'm here to bring you the stupidest and weirdest that the internet has to offer along with musings from the daily shit show I call a life.

Apr 06
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Guys make passes at girls with thick glasses.

inonemorehour:

Nerdy girls are more wild in bed. At least that’s what the polls show…

indierawk:

-Anatomy of a Hipster #95.

This, I have found to be incredibly true. I’ve gotten way more action since I was diagnosed as near-sighted and had to start wearing glasses in August of ‘07.

Laser eye surgery?  Pssht.  That’ll ruin everything.

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