A Day in the Life of an Idiot

I practice stand-up comedy sitting down. I also enjoy MD 20/20 and ice cream sandwiches. If this sounds like you: lets exchange notes. I'm here to bring you the stupidest and weirdest that the internet has to offer along with musings from the daily shit show I call a life.

Apr 02
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lazyhorse:

auspices:

diamonds-n-rubies:

vasiliosnoice:
i think i can climb this mountain, it may take me 3 weeks…but with some mountain dew and pop tarts, i think i can conquer this feat.
holy fucking shit, I believe this is where I will go when I die.


what’s in the bottles?

lazyhorse:

auspices:

diamonds-n-rubies:

vasiliosnoice:

i think i can climb this mountain, it may take me 3 weeks…but with some mountain dew and pop tarts, i think i can conquer this feat.

holy fucking shit, I believe this is where I will go when I die.

what’s in the bottles?

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